Here is a little excerpt of a conversation that I had with Jared last week. I was picking him up from school and he walked up to the van with a big wad of tar in his hands.
Me: Jared don't bring the tar in the van.
Jared: What should I do with it?
Me: Throw it in the street.
Jared: Ok. Hey mom, that tar is really cool and squishy.
Me: Uh huh
Jared: I squished it in my hands and then decided to squish it in my teeth.
Me: WHAT?!?! Why would you do that?
Jared: I just wanted to see how squishy it was.
Me: That is gross and disgusting and terribly bad for you. Don't do that again.
Jared: I didn't eat it mom, I just bit it!
Boys are gross.
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